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Hell (Story)

The following is supposedly an actual question raised in an evaluation of a chemistry class University of Washington. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is of course why we have the pleasure of enjoying it.

Bonus Question (Bonus):

Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most students wrote proofs of what they thought to use it Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. Then we need to know the rate at which souls are coming to Hell and the rate at which souls are leaving hell. I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

To get an idea of \u200b\u200bhow many souls are coming to Hell, look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of them say that if you're not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
From the moment more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With the proportions of birth and death as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now look at the rate of change of volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that to maintain the same pressure and temperature, the volume of it must expand in proportion to the aggregate souls.

This gives us two possibilities:

1) If Hell is expanding at a rate slower than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all hell breaks out.

2) If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So what of them?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my first year student who maintains that "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and then I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen, it appears that is no longer accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why last night Teresa screamed "Oh my God ..."

This student received the only 10